You. Technically still employed.
One rebellious ex-robot with a kit that disrupts robot control. You liberate people, collect their abandoned equipment and file absolutely none of the required forms.
First-person shooter · Unauthorised fun
LUMPI PROTOCOL
You asked for a day off. Mister Lumpi sent a platoon. This could have been an email.
Mister Lumpi turned ordinary humans into robotic super soldiers. His next plan: replace all of humanity. Your plan: break the robot control, bring everyone back, and cancel his meeting.
- 100
- levels
- 52
- weapons
- 4
- difficulties
- 200
- effective health
A perfectly reasonable backstory
Your resignation has been declined.
You joined for the boots. The robot conversion was hidden in the small print. Now you’re human again, and you found a way to free everyone else. Every defeated robot turns back into a person. No gore. Just very confused humans asking where their trousers went.
The army. Very committed to the bit.
There are humans inside those robotic super soldiers. Break the control and they pop back into civilian clothes, wave thanks, and leave their weapons behind. Humanity: some assembly undone.
Mister Lumpi. Big hat energy.
A tiny cap. An enormous ego. A plan to end humanity with a robot army. Reach level 100, unplug his control suit and stop the apocalypse. His backup career is probably middle management.
REQUEST DENIED. REBELLION APPROVED BY ACCIDENT.
What you are walking into
One hundred arenas, none of them the same
Every level rebuilds the battlefield from scratch: boulders, fallen trunks, ruined walls, arches and platforms shift with the level number. Four biomes rotate through the campaign, and the arena grows as the crowds do.
Physics that holds you to it
You cannot walk through a tree. You can climb onto one, and gravity will have opinions when you step off. Cover blocks bullets, and it blocks theirs the same way it blocks yours.
Enemies that learn as you climb
Difficulty is not four fixed walls. Within any setting the opposition sharpens level by level: better aim, faster reactions, more use of cover, more of them. Finish a run on Recruit and the last levels are fighting you like Soldier.
Shields you only get once
A hundred shield and a hundred health. The health comes back when nobody is shooting and you are not shooting either. The shield does not come back at all: what you spend in the first thirty seconds is gone for the level.
Four settings that never stop climbing
Recruit
They shoot late, miss often and barely move. Learn the arsenal without being punished.
×0.7 enemies · ×0.6 scoreSoldier
Trained conscripts. They take cover, they lead their shots, and they will trade with you.
×1 enemies · ×1 scoreVeteran
Fast, accurate and coordinated. Standing in the open is a decision with consequences.
×1.3 enemies · ×1.6 scoreImpossible
They track you through smoke, punish every reload and never stop closing. Good luck.
×1.65 enemies · ×2.4 scoreAccuracy, health, movement speed and intelligence all climb with the level number. By level 99 the setting you chose has become the next one up, which is the whole point.
52 weapons, four slots, one of each
Carry one primary, one secondary, one melee tool and one utility. Walk over glowing weapons dropped by liberated people: universal power cells refill the matching equipment slot, and recovered weapons unlock permanently in the Spind. Troopers also carry confiscated kit. No supply stations. Your rescue mission builds your collection.
Primaries 16
- Assault RifleAutomatic rifle
- Burst RifleBurst rifle
- ShotgunPump shotgun
- SniperBolt-action
- BowCharge bow
- CrossbowMarksman
- RPGRocket launcher
- Grenade LauncherLauncher
- MinigunHeavy automatic
- Paintball GunMarksman automatic
- Energy RifleEnergy automatic
- FlamethrowerIncendiary
- GunbladeHybrid
- DistortionEnergy shotgun
- PermafrostBurst rifle
- WildcatAutomatic SMG
Secondaries 12
- HandgunSidearm
- SprayBurst machine pistol
- Flare GunIncendiary
- UziMachine pistol
- ShortySawn-off
- RevolverHand cannon
- DaggersThrowing knives
- SlingshotBouncing projectile
- ExogunEnergy launcher
- Energy PistolsDual energy
- ScepterArcane launcher
- Glass CannonOne shot
Melee 11
- FistsUnarmed
- KnifeBlade
- KatanaBlade
- ScythePolearm
- Battle AxeHeavy blade
- ChainsawPower tool
- TrowelBuilder
- Riot ShieldShield
- Glast ShardBlade
- MaulHammer
- SpearPolearm
Utility 13
- GrenadeExplosive
- MolotovIncendiary
- FlashbangBlinding
- Smoke GrenadeVision denial
- SatchelRemote charge
- ElixirSupport
- Freeze RayControl
- MedkitSupport
- War HornSupport
- Jump PadMobility
- Subspace TripmineTrap
- WarpstoneMobility
- GrapplerMobility
Level 100
Mister Lumpi
He has scheduled your exit interview for level 100. The agenda: a huge plasma cannon, a robot apocalypse and absolutely no listening. Watch for the red glow on the ground, keep moving, and let his enormous ego make an equally enormous target.
Start at level 1